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Breaking News: Casey Anthony Calls 911 In Fear For Her Life

Dispatcher: What is your emergency?

Caller: Please help me, I have a bunch of people trying to kill me.

Dispatcher: Okay ma'am, calm down. What is your name?

Caller: Casey Anthony.

Dispatcher: Okay Miss Anthony try to stay calm, an officer will be there in 31 days.

When the only hammer you have is C++, every problem looks like your thumb.

@pragpub

(Source: twitter.com)